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Hola fellow Hashers!

Yes: CAMP'18 is on the horizon. 

This year's dates are: arrive 10th Sept., sleep over on 10th and 11th Sept., depart after recovery run on 12th Sept. The link below is the web site of the proposed hotel in Priego de Cordoba: nearish to Cordoba but not in the city: Google Maps will help you to find it. 


What I would like from you guys now is an EXPRESSION OF INTEREST so that we can go ahead with the planning. The Hash from Donnington in UK are keen to join us for Camp'18 which will be nice. Flying Widget is the link Hasher in Donnington and he and Dog's Bollocks will be HaresInCharge. As for last year we don't think pets are allowed. Sorry Whino et al!

We are awaiting confirmation from the hotel of availability of rooms and sample menus for dinner. GUESSTIMATE  of pricing at the mo is around €185 per couple for 2 nights B&B, dinner plus 2 hashes. This is subject to confirmation.

SO: I am not available much over the next few weeks so Zulu has kindly agreed to collate a list of interested parties. Please let him know ASAP of your interest in principle: his email address is   imp1274@yahoo.co.uk

Looking forward to yet another great AH3 SUMMER CAMP!

Double Entry On On




Our illustrious leader, Miss Toned, was missing from the last Hash and rumour suggested she was taking part in a arduous obstaclerace!!!!! From looking at the photograph I think she had just gone for a mud bath!!!! Seriously though she did the Hash proud, finishing in second place!! Congratulations Miss Toned!!
OnOn Zulu          


                                After his cycle-accident Routemaster is on his way back (with help from Bunion)!!



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                                                                             Pocket Rocket, 80 and still goinig strong.



One of our Axarquia Hash House Harriers Heroes, Del Boy:




Anyone wishing to take part this year in the VII Carrera Rural at Benamargosa needs to pay the entry fee at one of the banks in the village and then take the receipt up to the gym.


A couple of observations I have made while hashing are:
1.  For every downhill, there is an uphill twice as long, and twice as steep.
2.  The difference between running uphill and walking uphill is that you take shorter steps while running, the speed remains the same.
And a piece of free advice - never check downhill.
On on.
Bionic Biro


35 Hashers, Six Virgins, Two Easter Eggs, One Birthday Boy and a 10K Run

Axarquia Hash House Harriers were out in force on Easter Sunday for Run 291 which took place in the Vinuela area.  Seasoned hares  Bunyan and Routemaster set a 10K-plus trail that was mainly on good track but they threw in a few hundred olive groves,  some steep-ish valleys and a couple of ploughed fields to stop us getting too comfortable! At the end of the hash Jammy Git and F Troop, who had both just completed their 200thrun, were each awarded a Cadbury’s Crème Egg. A post-hash curry put back all the calories we’d burned off, after which we celebrated Routemaster’s 68th  birthday with an excellent carrot-and-other-healthy-things cake made by our very own Null Points. 

With good weather here to stay and minimal chance of rain for the coming months now is a good time to join Axarquia Hash Harriers and get fit for the summer.  Just click on Next Run for location and directions. All you need is suitable footwear and €4 per person to cover water, soft drinks, beer and crisps.  There’s always a post-hash meal, so you might also want to bring something to change into.

(Article by Dim)

The colour run will be on Sunday 2nd April at 10.30
We will run as the hash that week.

On On
Miss Toned

Registration is open now and can be carried out at Base Sports in Torre or Velez Malaga. It is €10 each with profits going to charity shown in the link.

You will get a "goodies bag" but not from Base: the place and date/time for collection of the goody bag is still to be advised.

As this is more expensive than the usual Hash,  Hashers doing the Colour Run will not be required to pay for Run 291 so that will effectively be AH3 contribution to the charity.

MUY IMPORTANTE!  Hasher doing this and wishing to go an on on afterwards PLEASE let me know by next Wednesday as there will be thousands of people wanting to eat and restaurant reservations will very hard to come.

Hasher uniforms in the shape of a cheap Chinese shop TuTu will be compulsory: team colour to be advised!

Meeting time/place etc to be advised.


Riders Running 10K champion and first overall female: Miss Toned.



We can speak for all that where present: a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge thank you to Zulu and Plummet for organising the perfect Hash Camp, setting two beautiful Runs amd just being 2 Hash heroes!!!.



Fellow hashers at the Benamamargosa run (Bunion and Routemaster both won their categories, competitive running?).


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Hola Happy Hash Campers,
The final recce has been completed by Camp Hares (no jokes please) and the runs are in place.
Deposits have been handed over to Hotel and are now non- refundable unless the places can be sold on.


All you Ah3 Hashers.

We are a Hashing club and enjoy a Hash every other weekend. To do this we always need Hares to lay trails for each Hash.
If all our regular Hashers (we have 20 to 25 right now), were to Hare, whether it be shared or on their own, for a minimum of TWO Hashes per year, then we would never run out of Hares for the 25 Hashes per year.
Please think about becoming a Hare and put your name down. It's not that difficult.


The history of the Hash film:


Miss Toned (GM) and Zulu (replacement RA) have given hasher Liz her well earned new Hashname: Footfault.


Hola Hashers,

All you Ah3 Hashers. Camp 2016 will be, by popular demand, set at the same location
as last year!! Mecina/Fondales in the Alpujarra's.
The dates are Monday 12th Sept. 2016, to Wednesday14th. Sept.
2016 hence two nights three days.This years cost is €50.00 per person per night which includes,Dinner, bed and breakfast, with some drinks, two Hash Runs with the water/beer/softdrinks/crisps included, and is based on two sharing.
This is only €5.00 more than
last year and is being subsidised by Hash Cash, (well strictly speaking the Hash funds!!!)
We have negotiated a favourable price with the hotel apart from the subsidy
but do need Hashers to commit to attending.

The Hash Runs will be different to last year and the main Hash Run has already be recce'd and, though I say it myself, it is good!!!
Can I ask you to reserve your places via me, imp1274@yahoo.co.uk
initially, and to pay a €50.00 per person deposit A.S.A.P at the next available Hash or by other arrangements. Balance not required until the Camp.
The hotel require 50% deposit due to the booking being so far ahead and only
two nights. Once the deposit is paid to the Hotel it becomes non-refundableunless the places can be sold on.
There will be  set menu's, as last year, and I will forward these on when I receive

PLEASE let me know with your reservation if you are vegetarian.Dogs are not prohibited but there is a €6.00 supplement per medium sized dog and of course they are not allowed in the restaurant or in the pool area.

Cannot think of anything else but knowing Hashers someone will have a questionso just ask and if I can answer it I will or I know a man/woman who will!!!

OnOn Zulu

Our Hasher and replacement religious advisor F. Troop did not only take part in the 10 km run in Marbella but bloody well won his category! His time: 43.59. Well done from all of us!


Yes folks it is coming up to that time of year again (well in about 5 months anyway).
                   CAMP '16 IS LOOMING LARGE ON THE HORIZON.

Zulu is on the case looking at venues and trails. Possibly the same venue as Camp '15, different trail.
The dates will be as laid down in tablets of beer, put it in your diaries: the second Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday in September.
That is:
Arrive Camp '16 on Monday 12th.
Main run on Tuesday 13th.
Recovery run on Wednesady 14th.

Watch this space for more news.

On on
Double Entry




Hi All,
Just a quick heads up as I know that there are a few of you who like to stay in Spain for the Festive season and last year stayed in hotels on the coast.
We went to Torremolinos for a few days over Christmas and we were very pleasantly surprised ( bearing in mind that we haven't been there for about 15 years ). We stayed at the Rui Belplaya, Torremolinos on an all inclusive package ( hmmm , drinks as well ! ) and can highly recommend the hotel, we thought extremely good value for money hence we are returning again this year.
Anyway to cut a long story short, alpharooms.co.uk  ( the only website that currently is taking bookings for Xmas at the Belplaya ) have now published prices for Xmas 2016, there has been a £2 per night increase but still a very good deal. We recommend booking a room with a sea view for just a few pounds more but well worth it. They also have single rooms where you are not charged a double occupancy which for my mother was a bonus. Deposit for bookings are only £1 at the moment.

Anyway just thought we would let you know incase people are thinking of staying on the coast, might see you there for a drink or two ? Might even be able to arrange a hash or at least a long walk ,  if anyone is interested ?
Here is the link:

ON ON ! Lindsey and Jim

Miss Toned and Cinderella completed the Media Marathon in Torremolinos. Well Done !!!



A huuuuuuuuuuugh thank you from all to Zulu and Flora for organising the perfect HashCamp:
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On the HashCamp Miss Toned (GM) and Double Entry (HC) have given hashers Mike and Alice their
new Hashnames: Dimm and Dimmer:

The Mijas and Malaga Hash House Harriers are presenting a Red Dress Run Weekend:

When?  9th- 11th October
Where? In Fuengirola, Costa del Sol, Spain.
Why? In aid of the Cudeca charity foundation. The only cancer hospice of its kind in Spain.
What do you get? 2 hashes, 2 great meals and an enormous sense of well being.
Where to sleep? Fuengirola Beach Hotel is
recommended. Booking early is recommended as it is getting full.

Weekend summary:
Friday 9th: Fuengirola Beach Hotel meet and greet 7pm, to then proceed in a disoirderly fashion on a pub crawl on the lowlights on Fuengirola.

Saturday 10th: Run being hared by Málaga HHH. Start 3:30 pm. Meet at Beatriz Palace Car Park (just a short walk from Fuengirola Beach Hotel). On On included.
Sunday 11th: Red Dress Run being hared by Mijas HHH. Start 3:30 pm. Meet at Mercedes Benz garage in the Mijas Road Polígono. Lifts can be arranged from Fuengirola Beach Hotel for visitors. All participants must wear a red dress. On On at La Luna Restaurant which will open exclusively for this event. It is a red themed dinner including welcome cocktail and three course dinner, including wine.

Where does the money go? The aim is to collect on the Red Dress run as much money as we can. All the run fees will be donated to the Cudeca Foundation (minimum donation is 5 €).

If we could get some people togheter we could partecipate as the Axarquia Hash group.
Please contact Miss Toned if you are interested: lacurespain@gmail.com
Total costs for the weekend Euro 40,-

-Grandmaster Miss Toned and Religious Advisor Mungo had the honour to award four hashers their Hashnames and made a good job of it!!!

          2ba            2bb           2bc           2bd

First the Euro News Weekly and now The Costa News have published the Hash Article written by our Hasher Alice. Well done Alice!!



Yes folks: Zulu and Flora have done the recce, I have crunched a few numbers (probably got them wrong) and MisToned has put her seal of approval on the proposal. Even Mungo likes the look of it

        CAMP'15 WILL BE ON 14th, 15th and 16th SEPTEMBER 2015

It will be in La Alpujarra at Pitres (Yup, I dunno where that is either). The link to the hotel is   

Now for some boring details:
The PRICE PER PERSON  will be €90.
This will include:
Dinner, bed and breakfast (SAMPLE POSSIBLE menus are attached) 
1 bottle of house wine and mineral water per 4 people
2 (YES 2) Hashes and all that goes with them
There will not be a single supplement
If any sad g** wants to take a dog (medium) it will €6/night: dog (large) will be €10/night

We'll set up Camp'15  sometime on Monday 14th
MAIN RUN on Tuesday 15th
WAKE UP Run on Wednesday 16h
Break Camp'15 afternoon Wednesday 16th probably gor for lunch enroute home

The hotel need 50% deposit: therefore I need 50% deposit to confirm Campers' places. I'll be happy to collect this at Hashes starting with Run 240 on 24th May. I know some of you may be away for that Run so Run 241 0n 7th June will be OK.
Anyway: please let me or Zulu or MisToned know if you want to Camp AS SOON AS YOU CAN so that your place can be set aside even before you pay your deposit.

So: over to you guys and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
On On
Double Entry

Directions for hash Camp
Take A7 motorway, (direction East) and stay on it until it splits with signsindicating E902/A44.Take the right split (E902/A44) direction Granada/Jaen.At Junction 175 leave in direction Orgiva, (A346) and follow this road to Km 0. At this point and immediately after a short tunnel, turn left onto A348 and cross a long single carriageway bridge. Follow A348 through/round Orgiva and on passing a petrol station on your right cross a bridge (immediately) and at Km 16 go right onto A4132. This turn is sudden. Follow signs for Pampaneira/Trevelez and stay on A4132 for 18Km's then turn right signed Mecina/Fondales. A4134.
Hotel Mecina Fondales is 2Km's down this road, as the road bears right it is onyour left.

Miss Toned particepated in the Torrox Pueblo Run:
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Our Swedish Hasher Hot Lips tells us that a new website with some pretty amazing runs/walks in Axarquia is now available for free download.
In the download there are overview maps, gps tracks and a short description.

Our Grandmaster Miss Toned made a lovely gesture with the presentation of the Hash awards.
It was a real suprise and is very well appreciated!
The winners will enjoy the beer Cerveza Artesana!

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What about this!!

Our Grandmaster Miss Toned did us proud on the Nah Trang hash in Vietnam:

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vietnam-3a  vietnam-4a


This is the official website for Hash House Harriers. It's worth a look.

Find below a link to the Euro Hash website 2015.
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